Magic: The Gathering humor is never funny. No matter how hard they try, its just kinda embarrassing.
People who dont eat the crust of their pizza are trash.
So I work with this girl who I went to school with. She was planning to get married but her boothang ended up being an ass clown so they are calling off the wedding. People at work keep asking me when the wedding is and I really dont want to be talking about her business so I end up just saying that I dont know. But seriously 5 different people have asked me. WHY ME?