It frightens me that I can word for word quote the entirety of Grandmas Kisses.
My hate for the High Elves is never ending. They are single handedly fucking up the empire, Skyrim, Valenwood, and Elsweyr because they are smug dickbag supremacists who dont like the idea of a human being a god. Like during the oblivion crisis they almost got wiped out and were literally on the verge of defeat from the Daedra, but by some stupid luck the portals to oblivion were sealed right then and the Thalmor empire was spared. So what did they do after that? OH hey lets go strike the imperial city right after they had Mehrun fucking Dagon stomping through the place, thats something opportunistic ass elves would do. This obviously ended in the Imperial surrendering to them and having to work out the treaty that gave them the authority to start all that talos genocide business. I hope all those yellow skinned thalmor ass clowns die of bonebreak fever.
but really, choosing between the storm cloaks and the Imperials is a lose-lose situation. Oh hey the storm cloaks seem pretty cool, they are fighting for independence and their faith and stuff…..oh wait never mind they are ruled by a nord supremacist who would probably racially cleanse all non-nords if he got the chance. Ok so the imperials are pretty cool, they accept all races as equal and aim for a unified prosperous kingdom…….Oh shit never mind they are at the mercy of high elf supremacists dick bags that are actively trying to have a Talos worshiper genocide.
Ulfric Stormcloak is kinda racist super trash. That master race bullshit you are so casually spewing doesn’t fool me.
I am such a hunchy mess. there are so many pictures of me hunched over in the same unattractive manner
At your smallest components you are indistinguishable from a forest fire.
—Welcome To Night Vale Ep.44