Progress: 2 sentences
Goal: 800 words by 9:30am
I have exactly 11 hours to finish this paper that I havent really started. Sleep is the enemy.
>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl
>she then tells me to talk dirty
>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt
>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth
>copulate and educate
As an environmental scientist, I can dig this.